Oh yah.. yesterday we made Jenna squeezy cow. Now it's Fat Pig, Pillsbury, and Squeezy Cow

This week is going by so slow. It's only Tuesday. Man!

Yesterday, I got up feeling pretty good becuase I was going to give birth to a child/egg baby that morning. I know I'm weird. I got to school, and did the usual.. computer first, break, then Religion. Religion went by pretty quick. We selected these papers from a basket she was passing out, and I wanted to get a healthy child. NO! I got twin boys (double trouble) with down syndrome (my gosh!). I was ok with it, but still .. down syndrome?!?!? come on! I should have done better. hahaha. Not like I could have done anything about it anyway, right? So, I accepted them because they're my babies.

I was kinda excited about this project, but sorta not. What if I kill one of my babies? or both? I carried my babies through Coffee Bean and California Roll or whatevers, and people looked at me and asked me questions.. you know? since I'm an odd person carrying a basket full of cotton with two brown eggs.

I got home, fell asleep. I was soOo tired. When I woke up, my I decided to draw faces on my babies. That went great! Rian had brown eyes while Taylor had blue. How pretty! Then, tragedy!!! I tried to put the bonnets on my babies. I successfully put the bonnet on Taylor's head, but unfortunately, I wasn't so lucky with Rian. Rian slipped out of my careless hands, rolled down the desk and fell smack dab on my hard wood floor at 5:02 PM. My initial reaction: OoooMmmmGggg..(shocked) I killed my baby! It's only been one day, not even 24 hours! I am so in trouble! Oh no!. It was too late.

I texted Angela, IM'd Jenna, sister Christina, Cristina, Melo, and Christie. Soon, so many people knew how bad a mother I was. What kind of a mother kills their baby the day they get it? So, I live. Everyone was trying to make me feel better, except for my cousin who was laughing.. ahemmichelleahem.

Angela called and we got to hear Jay sing.

Today, I was scared about going back to Religion class. I got to school. I thought I was the only one. Then, Susanna comes. Susanna's my partner in crime. She comes and says "Fu fuys fy faby fis fed!" I was like, "huh?" Then she said it again "My baby's dead" I was all "omg! What happened?" She goes, "I was trying to put the bonnet on, and I moved my hand just a little bit. The next thing I know, I lost my grip and it fell." I started laughing. That's exactly what happened to my baby Rian. I had empathy for her. I told her my story, and we just started laughing. Poeple were calling us baby killers. We're so bad. David and Rian are in a good place now, don't you think? Then, by the computer lab, we see Julia coming up the stairs, almost about to cry. She says, "You, guys, I think my baby's dead" Everyone goes, "Why? What happened?" She says "I was in the car, trying to put the bonnet on little Borris and it fell." My gosh.. stupid bonnets! Her baby wasn't as bad as mine and Susanna's though. Her baby still had yoke. It was practically dead because it was really cracked, but eggs have like three layers. So, she was fine. Now, she needs to be really delicate.

We go to Religion and talk about our babies and their names and all that stuff. Susanna and I told her about are tragedies. She checked our babies' birthmarks and yah. I have to write a two page paper on miscarriage now. Susanna has to write a four page paper on SIDS. It's ok. As long as I don't kill Taylor. Ok that's it. I went to the library to get books on miscarriage. I saw Cristina there working her shifts. She didn't talk much because she's not supposed to.

Today, Jenna and I sang the Hush little baby don't say a Word song. How cool! Aww.. we're weird like that. We looked up the lyrics to try to avoid doing the resumes, but they're still there. Now it's brochures. They suck butt!! or it can be CD sleeves. That sucks butt too.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who feels for my baby.

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